Your first time

[BiPenny]

Originally Posted by PheonixRai

Booze makes me straight aparrently, as I felt every girls' breast at the party.

No, that doesnt make you straight, just an official gay. I get my boobs felt at least 10 times every time I go into G-A-Y bar, more in the club!!!! Its a gay thing apparently. I think secretly they'd love boobs and a cock.
Also gay guys tend to like to snog girls when theres nothing else on offer, I think they believe they're doing us a favour and keeping themselves occupied.

(see evil pimms thread for more generally G-A-Y antics)

[Snoons]

I'm far too much of a gentleman for any of this malarky.