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			<title>If Historical Events had Facebook Statuses</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:12:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>matty</dc:creator>
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			<title>Distinguishing Features Of Posters</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:16:30 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[is there any distinguising features of posters where without even looking at who posted you'd be able to identify them. 
 
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<div>is there any distinguising features of posters where without even looking at who posted you'd be able to identify them.<br />
<br />
Let's see if we can pick out each other's identifiable posts / manners.<br />
<br />
We can do it as a poster above you thread or just an in general, where people come to mind! <br />
<br />
For example gaylad uses the :biggrin: a lot</div>

 
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			<title>How to suck on Facebook</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 14:25:44 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>LOL :biggrin: 
 
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck</description>
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<div>LOL :biggrin:<br />
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<a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck</a></div>

 
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			<title>Geek Jokes</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 02:47:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Post any geeky jokes you know of. 
 
I like: 
 
There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't. 
 
I...]]></description>
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<div>Post any geeky jokes you know of.<br />
<br />
I like:<br />
<br />
There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't.<br />
<br />
I also like this one I jsut discovered: Benji might like this :biggrin:<br />
<br />
    Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?<br />
    Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.</div>

 
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			<title><![CDATA[Straight. It's the new Gay!]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 11:04:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I couldn't agree more. :biggrin: 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in9SiDtJLaU&feature=related]]></description>
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<div>I couldn't agree more. :biggrin:<br />
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			<title>Which is sexiest?</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 20:21:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Do you have a thing for uniforms?</description>
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			<title>Police pursue penis picture poster</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:11:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Police in East Sussex have launched a hunt for a man who has been posting pictures of a naked penis around Lewes. 
 
Officers have seized a number of...</description>
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<div>Police in East Sussex have launched a hunt for a man who has been posting pictures of a naked penis around Lewes.<br />
<br />
Officers have seized a number of A3 and A4 posters in colour and black-and-white over the past fortnight featuring a close-up of the body part with a yellow bow tied around it, The Argus reports.<br />
<br />
A Sussex Police spokesman said: &quot;We are aware of these posters and a local PCSO has removed a few, but we have not received any formal complaints.<br />
<br />
Full Story: <a href="http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a248888/police-pursue-penis-picture-poster.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news...re-poster.html</a><br />
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How funny is that story!!!, I proper LOL'd after reading it, especially this bit:<br />
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			&quot;However, from what we've seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified.&quot;<br />
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He added that the &quot;budding photographer&quot; had &quot;failed to impress local police&quot;.
			
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			<title>LOTR, The secret diaries.</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:35:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>LOL!!!  They are hilarious, have a look 
 
http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/ 
 
some quotes: 
 
*Saruman:*  
 
Day two: Have met v. nice guy via...</description>
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<div>LOL!!!  They are hilarious, have a look<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/</a><br />
<br />
some quotes:<br />
<br />
<b>Saruman:</b> <br />
<br />
Day two: Have met v. nice guy via palantir. He seems to really like me for me and  not just because am most powerful wizard in Middle Earth. Wonder what  he looks like.<br />
<br />
Day Seven: Well, wouldn't you know, palantir guy turned out to be Dark Lord of  Mordor. Just my luck. Could have been worse, I guess. Sauron not fat or  hairy, just disembodied  force of evil. Must go now, have to raise massive demon army to scourge  the earth. Also, have manicure appointment. Is no easy task keeping  nails pointy.<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>Sauron</b><br />
<br />
Day three million thirteen :Tried to ask Saruman over for dinner, but lost nerve at last moment and  said some idiotic thing about building an army instead. Is somewhat  amusing watching him play violin for orcs and goblin men in attempt to  spark romance, so will not clear up confusion just yet.<br />
<br />
Day Three million twenty six: Fellowship in Lothlorien. Oh god, Galadriel Galadriel Galadriel. It's  always about HER. Paint my toenails, Sauron. Don't touch my hair,  Sauron. I want a pretty ring, Sauron. Then she goes off with slabbish  oaf Celeborn. Bet HE cannot forge twenty rings of Power.</div>

 
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			<title>Another Lyrics Game</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:03:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Here's another Lyrics game.  Post a Lyric from a song.  It must contain the *last word* of the lyric posted byt he eprson above you. 
 
So I could...]]></description>
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<div>Here's another Lyrics game.  Post a Lyric from a song.  It must contain the <b>last word</b> of the lyric posted byt he eprson above you.<br />
<br />
So I could say:<br />
<br />
&quot;Fly on the wings of <u>Love</u>&quot;<br />
<br />
And the next person needs to post a lyric that contains the word <u>Love</u>.  It can be anywhere in the lyric:<br />
<br />
&quot;I will always Love you&quot;<br />
<br />
<br />
So let's start:<br />
<br />
&quot;What if I had never let you <u>go</u>&quot;</div>

 
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			<title><![CDATA[You know you're getting older when ...]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 20:27:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>... the new Bettaware catalogue contains items that look as though they might be useful</description>
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			<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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			<title>The person below me!</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 20:06:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>So this is how it goes, i make a statement you say true or false (feel free to add a little info if ya so wish) 
 
eg..The person below me bites ...</description>
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<div>So this is how it goes, i make a statement you say true or false (feel free to add a little info if ya so wish)<br />
<br />
eg..The person below me bites <br />
their nails<br />
<br />
and the person below answers and makes another...ok..<br />
<br />
<br />
The person below me has travelled overseas!</div>

 
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			<title>Post Your Desktop</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 22:12:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[As the title says, post a picture of your desktop. 
 
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<div>As the title says, post a picture of your desktop.<br />
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			<title>Geeky products</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 21:36:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>I have put many of them on my wish list LOL  :peace: 
 
http://abduzeedo.com/geeky-product-design-inspiration</description>
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<div>I have put many of them on my wish list LOL  :peace:<br />
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<a href="http://abduzeedo.com/geeky-product-design-inspiration" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://abduzeedo.com/geeky-product-design-inspiration</a></div>

 
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			<title>Funny pictures</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 13:09:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Well, as the title says, to post funny pictures, cartoons, etc. 
 
The first one....how about this sell :  :p 
 
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<div>Well, as the title says, to post funny pictures, cartoons, etc.<br />
<br />
The first one....how about this sell :  :p<br />
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			<title>Single Ladies Gone Wrong</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 12:05:42 GMT</pubDate>
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